Just for fun

Here is a small collection of funny and weird stuff I came across..

|| Witty and humorous quotes ||

Ø The road to success is always under construction

Ø I don't have a solution, but i certainly admire the problem

Ø To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer

Ø Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation

Ø Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether

Ø A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep

Ø If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly (Me playing Counter-Strike:)

Ø The only reason people get lost in thought because its unfamiliar territory

Ø The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others

Ø Radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives

Ø Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance

Ø It's not what you say in your argument, its how loud you say it

Ø If you cannot convince them, confuse them (why am i reminded of Goks now? ;)

Ø Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself

Ø There is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action

Ø Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

Ø Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours

Ø Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day

Ø A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing population

Ø Person describing a car accident: The pedestrian had no idea of which way to go, so i ran over him

Ø Don't bother to agree with me, i've already changed my mind

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Classifieds:

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred

At the cleaner’s:

We do not tear your clothes with machinery. We do it carefully by hand..

Used cars:

Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come to us first!

T-shirt quote:

I'm not as dumb as you look

Sign in a store window:

Any faulty merchandise will be cheerfully replaced with merchandise of equal quality

In a tailor shop:

As you rip, so shall we sew..

On a bookstore going out of business in Chicago:

Words failed us!!